Well...I should not be angry at this..really...I received this email in Bahasa Malaysia (Malay language)...I am trying my best to translate....
No matter how poor my translation is...this must be written by an MCP (I think you know what it means);
Kajian Menarik terbaru..>> New interesting study:
*Lelaki:*> MEN
1. Pandu ke bank, parking dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 1. Drove to the bank, park then walked to the ATM
2. Masukkan card> 2. Insert ATM card
3. Tekan number PIN dan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 3. Entered PIN and amount
4. Ambil duit, card dan receipt>> 4. Retrieve cash and receipt
*Wanita:*> WOMEN
1. Pandu ke bank> 1. Drove to the bank
2. Matikan enjin kereta> 2. Switch engine off
3. Perhatikan makeup di muka melalui cermin pemandu> 3. Check make-up through rear view mirror
4. Semburkan minyak wangi> 4. Spray perfume
5. Sikat rambut dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 5. Comb hair then walk to the ATM
6. Mencari Kad ATM di dalam beg tangan> 6. Search for ATM card in the purse
7. Masukkan kad ATM> 7. Insert ATM card
8. Mencari nombor PIN ATm dekat celah penyepit rambut dalam beg tangan> 8. Look for PIN in the purse stucked in between hairpins
9. Tekan nombor PIN> 10. Enter PIN
10. Membaca arahan ATM selama hampir 2 minit> 10. Read instruction for 2 minutes
11. Tekan "Batal"> 11. Enter "Cancel"
12. Tekan sekali lagi nombor PIN> 12. Enter PIN again
13. Tekan "Batal" sekali lagi> 13. Enter "Cancel" again
14. Telefon suami atau pakwe untuk bertanya nombor PIN yang betul> 14. Call husband or boyfriend to ask the right PIN
15. Tekan nombor PIN yang betul dan periksa baki duit yang tinggal> 15. Enter the correct PIN and then check balance
16. Masukkan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 16. Enter amount
17. Tekan "Salah"> 17. Enter "Cancel"
18. Masukkan jumlah yang agak besar> 18. Enter bigger amount
19. Tekan "Salah" sekali lagi> 19. Enter "cancel" again
20. Masukkan jumlah yang lagi besar> 20. Enter a larger amount
21. Keluarkan dan amik duit dari mesin ATM> 21. Retrieve cash from ATM
22. Masuk ke dalam kereta> 22. Went back to the car
23. Periksa makeup di muka sekali lagi> 23. Check make-up again
24. Mencari kunci kereta dalam beg tangan> 24. Look for car keys in the purse
25. Hidupkan enjin kereta> 25. Start engine
26. Jalankan kereta.> 26. Start driving
27. Berhenti tiba-tiba> 27. Stop immediately
28. Pergi balik ke mesin ATM> 28. Went back to the bank (ATM)
29. Ambil Kad yang tertinggal dan resit.> 29. Retrieve left behind ATM card and the receipt
30. Masuk kembali ke kereta> 30. Went back to the car
31. Letakkan kad ATM di atas Dashboard> 31. Put ATM card on the dashboard
32. Buang resit atas jalan> 32. Throw away receipt
33. Tengok dekat cermin pemandu> 33. Look over the rear view mirror
34. Perika makeup sekali lagi> 34. Check make-up again
35. Membetul-betulkan rambut> 35. Check hair
36. Masukkan gear kereta untuk reverse (undur)>36. Reverse gear
37. Brake mengejut lagi> 37. Brake again
38. Masukkan gear kereta ke depan sebab tersilap tadi>38. Driving mode again (wrongly reversed)
39. Memandu lebih kurang 3 km> 39. 3 KM down the road
40. Baru teringat nak lepaskan hand brake..40. Remembered to release the hand brake
Phewwww......it's tough to be a woman huh???????
No matter how poor my translation is...this must be written by an MCP (I think you know what it means);
Kajian Menarik terbaru..>> New interesting study:
*Lelaki:*> MEN
1. Pandu ke bank, parking dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 1. Drove to the bank, park then walked to the ATM
2. Masukkan card> 2. Insert ATM card
3. Tekan number PIN dan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 3. Entered PIN and amount
4. Ambil duit, card dan receipt>> 4. Retrieve cash and receipt
*Wanita:*> WOMEN
1. Pandu ke bank> 1. Drove to the bank
2. Matikan enjin kereta> 2. Switch engine off
3. Perhatikan makeup di muka melalui cermin pemandu> 3. Check make-up through rear view mirror
4. Semburkan minyak wangi> 4. Spray perfume
5. Sikat rambut dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 5. Comb hair then walk to the ATM
6. Mencari Kad ATM di dalam beg tangan> 6. Search for ATM card in the purse
7. Masukkan kad ATM> 7. Insert ATM card
8. Mencari nombor PIN ATm dekat celah penyepit rambut dalam beg tangan> 8. Look for PIN in the purse stucked in between hairpins
9. Tekan nombor PIN> 10. Enter PIN
10. Membaca arahan ATM selama hampir 2 minit> 10. Read instruction for 2 minutes
11. Tekan "Batal"> 11. Enter "Cancel"
12. Tekan sekali lagi nombor PIN> 12. Enter PIN again
13. Tekan "Batal" sekali lagi> 13. Enter "Cancel" again
14. Telefon suami atau pakwe untuk bertanya nombor PIN yang betul> 14. Call husband or boyfriend to ask the right PIN
15. Tekan nombor PIN yang betul dan periksa baki duit yang tinggal> 15. Enter the correct PIN and then check balance
16. Masukkan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 16. Enter amount
17. Tekan "Salah"> 17. Enter "Cancel"
18. Masukkan jumlah yang agak besar> 18. Enter bigger amount
19. Tekan "Salah" sekali lagi> 19. Enter "cancel" again
20. Masukkan jumlah yang lagi besar> 20. Enter a larger amount
21. Keluarkan dan amik duit dari mesin ATM> 21. Retrieve cash from ATM
22. Masuk ke dalam kereta> 22. Went back to the car
23. Periksa makeup di muka sekali lagi> 23. Check make-up again
24. Mencari kunci kereta dalam beg tangan> 24. Look for car keys in the purse
25. Hidupkan enjin kereta> 25. Start engine
26. Jalankan kereta.> 26. Start driving
27. Berhenti tiba-tiba> 27. Stop immediately
28. Pergi balik ke mesin ATM> 28. Went back to the bank (ATM)
29. Ambil Kad yang tertinggal dan resit.> 29. Retrieve left behind ATM card and the receipt
30. Masuk kembali ke kereta> 30. Went back to the car
31. Letakkan kad ATM di atas Dashboard> 31. Put ATM card on the dashboard
32. Buang resit atas jalan> 32. Throw away receipt
33. Tengok dekat cermin pemandu> 33. Look over the rear view mirror
34. Perika makeup sekali lagi> 34. Check make-up again
35. Membetul-betulkan rambut> 35. Check hair
36. Masukkan gear kereta untuk reverse (undur)>36. Reverse gear
37. Brake mengejut lagi> 37. Brake again
38. Masukkan gear kereta ke depan sebab tersilap tadi>38. Driving mode again (wrongly reversed)
39. Memandu lebih kurang 3 km> 39. 3 KM down the road
40. Baru teringat nak lepaskan hand brake..40. Remembered to release the hand brake
Phewwww......it's tough to be a woman huh???????
2 comments:
Ha ha ha funny
It is hard to be a woman. Looks like a real MCP wrote this 'joke'. Somewhat they were true. Shit happens ha ha...I know..I was married to one *winks*
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