Friday, May 7, 2010

DON'T JUMP QUEUE!!! ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF ME! YOU B@$T@RD!

I was a little early than usual this morning anticipating massive traffic jams (as usual) to work. Nearby my house, there is this turning which creates a loooong line to turn into Kuala Lumpur. I was always afraid of this turning, not so much on the "long line-ups" but on the arses and biatches who jump queue thinking they are the only people who should get to work on time in this country. You know the drill, when you are the good citizens following your turn and be extra careful on the road, sitting ducks for hours, then here come these people who simply get ahead of you for no reason :( you too will be pissed off. So this morning as I was trying to enjoy the slow traffic while listening to awesome tunes in my car and since it's Friday (well Friday is kind of special to me since I was born on Friday), a white Toyota came from no where and jumped queue right smack in front of me! I honked since I was a little shocked and almost slam into him...my heart dropped..it was a halt for a while....I could see the traffic lights was still red way in front of us. I took a pic of the car I didn't know why. We moved.. a few meters later ANOTHER car jumped queue right in front of me and this time I slammed on the brake and honks a few time. I couldn't contain myself and the swear words started to come out! This time I couldn't take any pic coz we were moving quite slowly and this time we were almost at the turning. God reeeely loves me today. As soon as we turned into the road Mr Traffic Police ( four of em let me tell ya!) stopped the two cars that made me curse on this HOLY day today! They let me pass and I evil-ly glanced at the drivers and laughed so hard!!! Hah! Ha! Hah!!!!! BUSTED!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE AND REMEMBER; DON'T JUMP QUEUE!!! ADIOSSSS!

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