MCP!!!!!

Well...I should not be angry at this..really...I received this email in Bahasa Malaysia (Malay language)...I am trying my best to translate....

No matter how poor my translation is...this must be written by an MCP (I think you know what it means);

Kajian Menarik terbaru..>> New interesting study:

*Lelaki:*> MEN

1. Pandu ke bank, parking dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 1. Drove to the bank, park then walked to the ATM

2. Masukkan card> 2. Insert ATM card

3. Tekan number PIN dan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 3. Entered PIN and amount

4. Ambil duit, card dan receipt>> 4. Retrieve cash and receipt

*Wanita:*> WOMEN

1. Pandu ke bank> 1. Drove to the bank

2. Matikan enjin kereta> 2. Switch engine off

3. Perhatikan makeup di muka melalui cermin pemandu> 3. Check make-up through rear view mirror

4. Semburkan minyak wangi> 4. Spray perfume

5. Sikat rambut dan berjalan ke mesin ATM> 5. Comb hair then walk to the ATM

6. Mencari Kad ATM di dalam beg tangan> 6. Search for ATM card in the purse

7. Masukkan kad ATM> 7. Insert ATM card

8. Mencari nombor PIN ATm dekat celah penyepit rambut dalam beg tangan> 8. Look for PIN in the purse stucked in between hairpins

9. Tekan nombor PIN> 10. Enter PIN

10. Membaca arahan ATM selama hampir 2 minit> 10. Read instruction for 2 minutes

11. Tekan "Batal"> 11. Enter "Cancel"

12. Tekan sekali lagi nombor PIN> 12. Enter PIN again

13. Tekan "Batal" sekali lagi> 13. Enter "Cancel" again

14. Telefon suami atau pakwe untuk bertanya nombor PIN yang betul> 14. Call husband or boyfriend to ask the right PIN

15. Tekan nombor PIN yang betul dan periksa baki duit yang tinggal> 15. Enter the correct PIN and then check balance

16. Masukkan jumlah yang dikehendaki> 16. Enter amount

17. Tekan "Salah"> 17. Enter "Cancel"

18. Masukkan jumlah yang agak besar> 18. Enter bigger amount

19. Tekan "Salah" sekali lagi> 19. Enter "cancel" again

20. Masukkan jumlah yang lagi besar> 20. Enter a larger amount

21. Keluarkan dan amik duit dari mesin ATM> 21. Retrieve cash from ATM

22. Masuk ke dalam kereta> 22. Went back to the car

23. Periksa makeup di muka sekali lagi> 23. Check make-up again

24. Mencari kunci kereta dalam beg tangan> 24. Look for car keys in the purse

25. Hidupkan enjin kereta> 25. Start engine

26. Jalankan kereta.> 26. Start driving

27. Berhenti tiba-tiba> 27. Stop immediately

28. Pergi balik ke mesin ATM> 28. Went back to the bank (ATM)

29. Ambil Kad yang tertinggal dan resit.> 29. Retrieve left behind ATM card and the receipt

30. Masuk kembali ke kereta> 30. Went back to the car

31. Letakkan kad ATM di atas Dashboard> 31. Put ATM card on the dashboard

32. Buang resit atas jalan> 32. Throw away receipt

33. Tengok dekat cermin pemandu> 33. Look over the rear view mirror

34. Perika makeup sekali lagi> 34. Check make-up again

35. Membetul-betulkan rambut> 35. Check hair

36. Masukkan gear kereta untuk reverse (undur)>36. Reverse gear

37. Brake mengejut lagi> 37. Brake again

38. Masukkan gear kereta ke depan sebab tersilap tadi>38. Driving mode again (wrongly reversed)

39. Memandu lebih kurang 3 km> 39. 3 KM down the road

40. Baru teringat nak lepaskan hand brake..40. Remembered to release the hand brake

Phewwww......it's tough to be a woman huh???????